Stalkie
pretending to take a selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background
sam on the train texting tom
sam: hey tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
tom: quick get a stalkie
sam: got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
sam gets toms stalkie
sam: nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her
someone who is being stalked.
to be stalked by a stalker.
hey i think i maybe a stalkie. he keeps stalking me!
h-llo 911? i think i maybe a stalkie! help!!
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