St. Patrick

the life of st. patrick remains somewhat of a mystery. some scholars insist that the person, who was to become the patron saint of ireland, was born in wales about 385 ad, and his given name was maewyn. others believe that apostle of ireland was born at kilpatrick, near dumbarton, in scotland, in 387 ad. kilpatrick still retains many memorials of saint patrick.

it is known that st. patrick was born in britain to wealthy parents calphurnius and conchessa near the end of the fourth century. calphurnius belonged to a roman family of high rank and held the position of christian deacon in gaul or britain. conchessa was a near relative of the great patron of gaul, st. martin of tours.

at the age of sixteen, patrick was taken prisoner by a group of irish raiders who were attacking his family’s estate. they transported him to ireland where he spent six years in captivity. during this time, he worked as a shepherd, outdoors and away from people. lonely and afraid, he turned to his religion for solace, becoming a devout christian.

after more than six years as a prisoner, patrick escaped. to do so, patrick walked nearly 200 miles. after escaping to britain, he studied in the monastery under st. germain, bishop of auxerre. the course of study lasted more than fifteen years. he became aware that his calling was to convert the pagans of ireland to christianity. but his superiors instead appointed st. palladius. however, two years later, palladius transferred to scotland. patrick, having adopted that christian name earlier, was then appointed as second bishop to ireland.

familiar with the irish language and culture, patrick chose to incorporate traditional ritual into his lessons of christianity instead of attempting to eradicate native irish beliefs. for instance, he used bonfires to celebrate easter since the irish were used to honoring their gods with fire. he also superimposed a sun, a powerful irish symbol, onto the christian cross to create what is now called a celtic cross, so that veneration of the symbol would seem more natural to the irish.

patrick was quite successful at winning converts. this fact upset the celtic druids. he was arrested several times but always escaped. he traveled throughout ireland, establishing monasteries across the country. he also set up schools and churches, which would aid him in his conversion of the irish country to christianity.

his mission in ireland lasted for thirty years. after that time, patrick retired to county down. he is believed to have died on march 17, around 460 ad. st. patrick’s remains were wrapped in the shroud woven by st. brigid’s own hands. just like his birth date, the year he has p-ssed out is a mystery. some sources say he died at saul, downpatrick, ireland, 17 march, 493 ad. at least the exact day of his death is known. so, 17th of march has been commemorated as st. patrick’s day ever since.

the st. patrick’s day custom came to america in 1737. that was the first year st. patrick’s day was publicly celebrated in boston. 25 years later, irish soldiers serving in the english military marched through new york city during the st. patrick’s day parade on march 17, 1762.

today people celebrate the day with parades, wearing of the green, and drinking guinness.
st. patrick used the three-leafed shamrock to explain the trinity.
a servant of g-d who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the irish. unfortunately like most of the irish he was drunk and got it reversed.
st patrick driving the snakes out of ireland is a myth. the irish ate them all during a famine.
st patrick is the patron saint of ireland
st patrick was born about 390 in britain. he was kidnapped around 406 and brought to ireland as a slave. in approximately 412 he escaped and returned to britain. later st patrick returned to ireland as a bishop. he converted the irish people to christianity. st patrick died about 462 in co. down. he is buried near down cathedral, downpatrick
the roman church official best known for his enthusiastic persecution of the native peoples of ireland for practicing their ancestral faiths and whose death is celebrated annually by getting p-ss drunk and wearing particularly unflattering shades of green. his feast day is celebrated most enthusiastically in the united states, often by those who share neither the saint’s faith nor heritage and who seem to have conflated him with the leprechaun from the lucky charms cereal box.
i bought a bottle of bushmills to celebrate st. patrick’s day.
i think st. patrick actually saved the irish from the potato famine by following the rainbow to a pot of cereal with marshmallows and a keg of green beer. so the people had cereal with marshmallows and the grown ups drank green beer until they weren’t hungry. then they picked bouquets of four leaf clovers and danced around to a fiddle music with the rats. – tressa
hey, st. patrick, thanks for the green beer and that thing you did to save all our potatoes!