Stalkbooking
a verb {stlk-buk-ing} meaning to creep or stalk one person or more using the biggest internet stalker tool ever; facebook. we are all addicted to it and we all do it, don’t deny it.
guy 1: dude, what are you on your ex-girlfriends profile again?
guy 2: uh, what, nothing…
guy 1: man, you’re fully stalkbooking her!
guy 2: shut up!
stalking via facebook; you’ve all done it. looking a little to hard for that s-xy co-worker, or ex-whatever…
can’t wait to start stalk booking these hotties.
the act of repeatedly visiting one’s facebook wall and/or commenting on one’s facebook status.
ray : diane has been commenting on my status all day long.
tom : dude, she is stalkbooking you !
when you creep m-ssively on facebook to an unhealthy extent usual partic-p-nts have no life.
ashley: i think she had a picture of it on facebook..
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that’s such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!
stalking your friends on facebook, a feature made much easier by the newest version.
johnny: dude, are you there?
ryan: sorry, i was stalkbooking that girl in our math cl-ss.
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