Standard Tuesday


a phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
steve: hey ralph how was your day?
ralph: oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
steve: but…its friday.
ralph: yeah, i know.

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