Stars Stiffy
while playing a game of texas hold’em on pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the b-m.
yo mikey holla, “i was playing pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was q5q, so i bet and he pushes all in! i call and donk has ak! thinking i have him right where i want the turn brings another q and the river shows the final q!!!!!!!!”
mikey holla, “typical! you just got dealt the stars stiffy!”
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