Status Updasterbate
verb:-
1. the use of social networking to provide a “status” purely to fulfil one’s ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
status updasterbate: “getting back in the groove again this morning. feeling the burrrn!”
commenting friend: “dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed”
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