stau


german for “traffic jam” or “stop and go traffic”.

much more descriptive than the english words, as stau sounds like something gooey that you are stuck in!
there was 2 miles of stau on my commute to work today.

the 405 freeway is completely blocked up with stau due to the sigalert.
stau is an acronym for shut that -ss up.
it is used for telling people to be quiet, however it is much cooler.
you don’t say stau like stau, you say it with each individual letter, s-t-a-u.
hey you, ya you, stau!
oh really that happened… stau
hey yo fat kid, with the loud -ss mouth, stau!!!

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