Stealage


a word used to describe stealing something. often uttered while the act of stealing is in progress. see also: yoink. invented by kate with daiz in a science lesson. can be used as a noun or as a verb.
kate: “stealage…”
daiz: “kate, give me back whatever it is you have just stolen from me!”
kate: “what thing? o:)…?”
-fight possibly ensues-
daiz: “get back to your home cupboard…”

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