stealth hug


a hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of “stealth hug!”
elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
“look over there, there’s a three headed monkey! stealth hug!”

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