monkey milk
a slang term for -j-c-l-t-
he got monkey milk on her blue dress
a term used for talking about -j-c-l-t–n in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot
dad: hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
mum: yeah i know, it was just so thick and creamy.
little johnny: what the h-ll is monkey milk?!
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