stealthy


dane joella-like

the quality of being able to exit a room in a college dormitory without notice by emily smith.
dane stealthily exited room 422 while emily sat on sarah’s bed.
to be sneaky and quiet.

synonyms include: wily, cat-like.
lauren: let’s put some gr-ss in kelly’s hair!!!

aimee: okay, but we have to be stealthy.
(they sneak up quietly behind kelly and put gr-ss in her hair)

kelly: why is there gr-ss in my hair?!! ohhhhh…… you two are very stealthy.
a skateboarding term for cleanliness after a clean trick is landed.
making everyone silent after the trick is landed, hence, stealthy
d-mn did you see nile gibbs land that stealthy -ss nollie lazer flip
when your mate secretly naps and turns off all communications.
“where’s ray? he’s not answering his phone.. he must be doing stealthys”
cunning and deceiving

-this is to ashleigh and emily:]
“hey, you want to hear a story?”
“sure.”
“well, the other day i was at school, there are a lot of asians and gingers there..and i was stealthy and creeped up on this one asian, who was sitting next to a ginger!”
“why..this is crazy!”
“i know right!? i was being cunning and deceiving!”
a euphamism for people with skin darker than your own. yet another term developed in the army, stealthy came into common usage in iraq in 2007 as a way to circ-mvent the meddling of equal opportunity officers and ncos. stealthy stuck because it is both a military term and applicable to things that are darker.

see also singularity, dark matter, new moon, warren moon.
margaret: john, did you see the new stealthies moving in across the street?
john: my bike!
stealthy: -brrinng brrinng-
a fairly queer young male who is oft an annoyance to the m-sses. known to frequent chatrooms and present himself as a female.
that guy ‘stealthy’ is a real creep.

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