steamy wank
when a bloke flops out his c-ck during a hot shower and starts f-cking his hand till he spills his man seed
had a w-nk, special one…a f-cking steamy w-nk
the act where someone w-nks so hard all the blood goes to their p-n-s and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your p-n-s explodes
you going out tonight ? person 2
nah i’m now infertile – person 1
how? – person 2
had a steamy w-nk – person 1
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