Stephen Colbert


stephen t. colbert, more widely known as stephen colbear (the t’s are silent, and they stand for truth!) he is the o’reilly-esque host of the colbert report, comedy central’s response to media pundits, mostly bill o’reilly because he is easy to satirize.
stephen colbert: you want the truth? you can’t handle the truth! but i’ve got oven mits. this is the colbert report.
the most geniunely courageous and intelligent all-american hero.
a former correspondant of jon stewart’s “the daily show”, he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. called “the colbert report”, the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 white house correspondents’ -ssociation dinner. there, only a few feet away from the president george w. bush himself, colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. the hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on bush’s administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
his great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on c-span, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn – because of the fact that colbert had criticised them in his speech.

colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.
charlene: i love stephen colbert.
jane: he’s gorgeous.
liesel: not just that. he’s the greatest american hero alive.
charlene: that’s why i love him.
1. g-d
2. host of the absolute best show on television: the colbert report
3. inventor of the word truthiness
there was this one time when i was dreaming about banging stephen colbert, but then i realized that i’d never be worthy.
stephen colbert is a “fake” news anchor on the hit news comedy show, the daily show. as of monday, october 17th, 2005, stephen has his own show, the colbert report.
stephen colbert is teh best evar!!
a person with a really funny show and acts republican to make fun of republicans
i watched the colbert report yesterday hosted by stephen colbert
the funniest comedian on tv right now (2006). every since dave chappelle gave up his show, colbert moved right in.
stephen colbert, “i’m not a fan of facts. i go with my gut.”
the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart
stephen colbert is f-cking funny

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