Stereo Night

a gathering of male friends and acquaintances for the sole purpose of listening to rock-and-roll music, pounding beers and tequila shots, consuming wings and bratwursts, swapping music, smoking stogies, telling farting, fishing and any humorous stories.

definitions:

host: person who will host the event and is required to provide an appropriate level of stereo equipment, older vintage gear with cd/mp3 inputs is most desirable. the host defines acceptable music and attire at the event. i.e., partic-p-nts should remove shoes before entering; this is known as the “dawn rule”, invocating “the house of slippers” designation for said location.

penalty flag: this happens when music violations occur. acceptable music is defined by the host or by a majority of the group; the host has absolute veto power.

penalty shot: offenders of the music violations are required to have one shot of quality tequila per incident. additional penalty shots can be levied, compound infractions can and will occur.

rules:

each person will take orderly turns playing a single song and is responsible for knowing when it’s their turn; ensuring that the previous songs are ended appropriately. ending songs prematurely, music over-runs, miscued selections and lateness will result in a penalty shot.

it is customary to end with a meaningful song; a selection from ted nugent is preferred.
hey jeff, why don’t you host a stereo night next tuesday after work. i picked up some great tunes and stogies the other day, you’ve got to check them out!
a night when surrounded by beats, friends & booze, all or most expectations where fulfilled.!
“i went to a rood top party, the music was great, being with my friends i got introduced to a really exotic girl, we drank, dance, more new friends = hangover was worth it.”

i would say… that was an stereonight !