stichael
ancient greek translation for “eternal s-x-god”. one who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, your parent’s bed, the courthouse bathroom, etc. a stichael is a true romantic at heart, yet they hide it from most everyone. they have mouths that should be illegal, and kissing skills that shouldn’t be real. they usually play an instrument of some sort, mostly guitar. they will say that they suck at it but in reality they transcend the likes of jimi hendrix. warning: stichaels can be dangerous, they may leave you light headed and confused either by their overwhelming intelligence or by giving you multiple -rg-sms by a simple touch of the cheek.
noun: i wish my partner was a stichael
verb: he stichaeled me and i haven’t been able to walk since
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