when your s-m-n comes out and just dribbles down you d-ck to your gooch, and dries. thus becoming sticky.
i watched p-rn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
when your s-m-n dribbles out of your d-ck and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.
i watched p-rn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
- fecal fart
when someone accidentally deficates while farting. louie had a fecal fart after eating a can of refried beans.
- functional weeaboo
a functional weeaboo is a weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies. johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.
an internet celebrity. a sensational famous internet personality. he/she is such a weberity from all those social media posts. he/she got his fame from being so famous on the great kosher restaurant foodies facebook page.
a gay man’s period. once a month, for usually 3-5 days, all gay men experience rustb-tt, when the acc-mulated s-m-n and blood from a month of b-tt s-x is shed from the -n-l lining, and comes out as a rust-colored fluid. this totally hot guy wants to come home with me tonight, but i’ve got […]
- beef sandwich v*g*n*
the name given to a v-g-n- with very meaty loose flapping l-b– lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. i have f-ck-d a woman such as this. i’m not proud but there you go. “oh, please tell me you didn’t f-ck her beef sandwich v-g-n-.” “man, i wasn’t […]