Stiff sock


a sock that has been used for masturbation; often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, “a party crasher”. it is similar to the phrases “wet blanket”, “stick in the mud”, etc.
1. stop being such a stiff sock, and come on!

2. that guy is totally a stiff sock.

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