store d’oeuvre whore
noun: a person who stops by every display in a grocery store or market (ex. sam’s club, publix) and gets samples.
me and alina went to publix sat-rday and they had store d’oeuvres…… she was totally being a “store d’oeuvre wh-r-“, she stopped by every one and got something!
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