Strandskov
1. one lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.
2. the ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.
3. to bring up some small point on any subject, that n-body cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.
4. to micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn’t work.
sorry, i don’t mean to strnadskov you but …………………
q: why is your time sheet blank? a: i got srandskoved.
i am going in, if i get strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.
q:wtf? a:strandskov.
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