Stream Deaf
when you are taking a p-ss while simultaneously attempting to carry on a conversation with someone outside the general vicinity of the bathroom and the noise of your urinary stream making contact with the toilet water m-ffles the noise of the out-of-bathroom correspondent’s dialogue.
man taking p-ss’s friend – “hey mike, get out here. this football game is turning into a real barn burner.”
man taking p-ss – “i’m stream deaf bro! i cant hear you!”
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