Street Retard


a person of any age that epicly fails at navigating in public places, from inside quickcheck stores to cities like nyc and paris. in some cases, the “street r-t-rd” might head in a way different direction you point them to (as in symptoms of being directionally challenged or walk p-ssed the walmart they were looking for – while walking.
michal: “did you see filip just walk past the frozen foods aisle?”
dominik: “h-ll yeah, he is such a street r-t-rd…”

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