stripper swing
when business is so slow in a strip club that you have two strippers swing dancing on stage just to entertain themselves. usually to the cherry poppin’ daddies or big bad voodoo daddies.
dude the club was so empty last night that i got to witness the stripper swing.
really? must’ve been a slow night
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