for one to empty bowles while swimming the breast stroke in order to escape the floaters
make sure you strokeloaf before you get out of the river to save on toilet paper!
- 224 creeper code alert
when you’re out partying with your girls and there’s a guy making strange eye contact from across the room, or licks his lips as he approaches you, you yell out “224” to your friends who will come to your side to pretend to talk to you about something important, whisk you away to the bathroom […]
- ben mason
a beast ben mason is a person who is a legend beast
- pummel the porcelain
this describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet. after the chili special, i had to go pummel the porcelain!
a cute way to describe to another that you are feeling cold. babe i’m coldeez, warm me up -winky face-
when “haha,” “lol,” or “lmao” aren’t sufficient in expressing your laughter john: knock knock! ben: who’s there? john: your mom ben: oiuytrewqasdfghjkl;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,mnbvcxz