stroking on the stroke
when a guy m-st-rb-t-s at the stroke of midnight. a sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
fred: hey, shouldn’t kermit be celebrating nye with us tonight?
joe joe: meh, i bet you he’ll be stroking on the stroke.
jane: hey what did you and kermit do for valentine’s?
alexa: i went out with the girls, i bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
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