Stubear
a stubear likes to spend most its day hibernating with other creatures such as pandas and smirstens. if you find a stubear be sure to keep them chirpy by feeding them their favourite food cheese. stubears tend to be very cuddly, funny and cute and like to be looked after. however, they stubears are also very rare so you’d be extrremly lucky to come across one.
‘i’ve got to go home now to feed my stubear’
‘…i wish i had a stubear’
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