Stupid liberals


…believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

…believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.

…believe freedom of speech is fine as long as n-body is offended by it.

…are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.

…believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if i don’t start driving a prius.

…believe liberal judges need to rewrite the const-tution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.
an idiot who attacks the american right with false, unkind rumors and lies. a left-winger that will do anything to prevent conservatives from talking, including the employing of tactics such as unplugging a reporter’s microphone, screaming and yelling at a republican so they can’t get a word in edgewise, ect.
for the best examples of a stupid liberal, see dr. truth and brooklynguy.
a liberal who attacks a conservative for not agreeing with everything they say. you will often find them accusing republicans of being ignorant racists who ignore the poor because they’re so greedy, but in reality, they’re just too narrow-minded to understand their point of view.

thankfully, however, there are smart liberals, someone who merely disagrees with the opinions that differ from theirs, and respects them as well.
stupid liberal: jamie’s such a dumb-ss. she considers herself a republican, can you believe that?

smart liberal: actually, jamie’s really smart. she has a wide vocabulary, is good at physics, and plans to major in psychology when she graduates from high school. i consider myself a democrat, but just because she holds opinions that oppose my own doesn’t make her stupid.
simply a synonym for liberal.
the stupid liberal wasted his vote on john kerry.
the appropriate name for any liberal democrat. refers to their being inept and their inability to back up accusations and attacks that they make against republicans because they don’t have the facts and evidence to do so. also applies to their standing up for almost anything pointless and ridiculous; such as frivilous lawsuits, gay marriage, etc.
she actually voted yes on the same-s-x marriage amendment and wants higher taxes? stupid liberal.
just another liberal.
that stupid liberal believes that making the government control people’s wealth, guns and religion equals freedom!
someone with the opinion of regulation of happiness through use of the tax code. regulating rewards and punishments based on what ever point of view they do or don’t agree with
a stupid liberal would say “we don’t like that so we will tax you for it.”

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