Stupid shroom
just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.
bill: “did you find any shrooms last night, dude?”
smokey: “yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom.”
bill: “wtf?”
smokey: “defective shroom, duh”
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