Subpoena
subpeona, a horrid piece of paper that informs you that you have to go to court to give testimony. commonly the cause of many heart attacks. commonly opens with “you are hereby commanded to appear.”
i got a subpoena in the mail the other day, i almost messed myself.
a progrssive thrash metal band from philadelphia,pa.
also known as the greatest band ever.
vinnie-vocals
pete-b-ss
keith-guitar
donovan-guitar
anthony-drums
they have released one ep thrashimus maximus and their debut alb-m is to be released in fall of 2007 ent-tled if i do i die. they are becoming bigger and bigger in the east cost and are starting to tour in many states.
www.mysp-ce.com/subpoena
did you listen to that band subpoena yet?
yes i did, they are the greatest band ever.
while doing a chick from behind one performs a donkey punch with a gavel and yells the name of their favorite supreme court justice.
john gave her a subpoena last night for added jurisprudence pleasure.
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