suburban warfare
the act of maintaining your lawn and home in suburban sprawl. making sure that your lawn looks better than your neighbors’ lawn at all costs. using a lawn service and chemical weapons to make sure you have the nicest lawn on the block. descibes the extent that people will go to have the nicest lawn on the block.
this weekend suburban warfare was hot and heavy. everyone was out working on their lawn and putting mulch down. chemical warfare was at an all time high; those lawns are so toxic, only the gr-ss can live.
did you see jones working on his lawn all day putting those chemical down? he fired the first shot; suburban warfare is on…
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