Suburbanized hillbillies
hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don’t work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.
“why the h-ll do they have all that junk in the front yard. are they having a yard sale?”
“no, of course not. that’s the stuff billy bob joe is working on. they are suburbanized hillbillies”
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