such that it is


a kind of apology for having named a poor exemplar of some category or cl-ss.
sara: hey, do you want to smoke up with us, melissa?
melissa: no, thanks… probably a good idea if at least one of us keeps a clear head, such that it is, tonight…
(in this example, melissa uses “such that it is” to indicate that her head may not be the best example of a clear one even unimpaired by marijuana.)

margaret: george, show carla your p-n-s… such that it is.
(in this example, margaret is a humiliation dominatrix commanding george to present his p-n-s to a third party for evaluation. margaret uses “such that it is” to indicate that george’s p-n-s is in some respect not worthy to be counted as a p-n-s, at all.

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