Suicide Shitter
when a terrorist is about to set off a suicide bomb in the middle of a middle eastern market and sh-ts himself before he can set off the bomb. generally, the poo flies all over the place and ruins all the food in the market.
akmed: sup mohammed? wow, this market is really packed, eh? check out abdul with his big, fancy chicken stand over there. oh, look at me; i’m abdul and i think i’m so important with my magical chicken stand. i provide protein for people and think i’m the hottest sh-t in town.
mohammed: ha ha. so true, so true. and what’s with the ridiculous hat? like, is the guy too cool to wear a turban? he thinks he’s so western with his flashy ball cap…it says “new york mets” on it. what the f-ck is that?
akmed: i know! have you ever seen his wife? she doesn’t even wear a burka – like h-llo? um…i wonder if she’s going to h-ll.
mohammed: maybe she’s a new york met. maybe that’s what the hat means. like, yeah…i’m kuljeet and i’m abdul’s wife and i want to be new york met – i’m so cool. or maybe it means that she is not a virgin? who knows. they are freaking weird.
akmed: oh,oh -watch! he’s killing the chicken. just do it already! oh sh-t, do you think he heard me? ha ha…duck! ok, he didn’t see us. i hate that about him. he always has to toss the chicken up in the air and then cut it’s head off with –
————boom————!
akmed: what happened?
mohammed: run! suicide bomber!!!!!!!!!!!
akmed: no, wait – what is that all over…?
mohammed: sick. dude. there’s sh-t everywhere. must’ve been one of those suicide sh-tters. that is nasty.
akmed: yeah, like seriously. hold it together for just another second, man. i hate those guys that are all scared and cr-p there pants right before. so lame.
mohammed: i know. ha ha – look! abdul’s stand has sh-t all over it. yeah b-tch! try and sell those chickens now, motherf-cker! what a loser.
akmed: let’s go take a shower.
mohammed: uh…
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