Sumerian Piledriver
when a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. the turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-f-cked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. this is know as the sumerian piledriver
i was watching a wild zoo p-rno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.
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