Sunrise
when you’re laying in bed first thing in the morning and you get a b-n-r for no apparent reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs
i woke up early this morning when i rolled over on my sunrise
a term to connote a sudden unexpected shift in one’s experience in life. originated from the j-panese anime productions company which is known for their epic, train wreck, plot hax twists.
dumb guy: omg! i just aced calculus!
person2: you just got sunrised~ xd
when a girl flashes you in slow motion.
dude 1: remember when we were on stickam and that girl gave us a sunrise.
dude 2: yeah dude that was epic. her b–bs were so big.
a quickie taking place in the morning.
when jesse’s wife met the other man that morning for breakfast, she got more than expected. her sunrise was everything she was hoping for, and clearly not receiving from her husband.
a term to connote a sudden unexpected shift in one’s experience in life. originated from the j-panese anime productions company which is known for their epic, train wreck, plot hax twists.
dumb guy: omg! i just aced calculus!
person2: you just got sunrised~ xd
when a girl flashes you in slow motion.
dude 1: remember when we were on stickam and that girl gave us a sunrise.
dude 2: yeah dude that was epic. her b–bs were so big.
a word signifying a sudden unexpected turn of events, usually something that is impossible to happen, in one’s life. derived from the j-panese anime-producing company named sunrise, which is known for their awesome, surprising, unpredictable, sometimes frustrating and indescribable plot twists.
dumb guy: “oh my god! i aced calculus!?”
lady: “you just got sunrised!”
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