Surf And Turf Rule
this is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.
when person 1. orders steak and lobster or another “surf n turf” item, when person 2. is paying, then the “surf n turf” rule dictates that person 1. have s-x with person 2.
this can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the aspen mountains. unless they are related, rule dictates she must have s-x with him.
to break this rule is to be forever known as a b-tch or a d-ck.
“d-mn dude what a b-tch!”
“why?”
“i paid for the both of us to go to hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy bl-w j-b.”
“d-mn dude, what a b-tch.”
“yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule”
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