Surface Breaker


pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.
“you okay?”

“ugh…surface breaker…”
a sh-t that is so m-ssive that it lays on the bottom of the toilet bowl and yet still manages to “break the surface” of the water in the toilet. hence – surfacebreaker
after numerous cheap tacos, steve left a surfacebreaker in his friend’s toilet.

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