Surfman
one of the most dangerous jobs in the united states coast guard. one must go through extensive training to become a surfman. one must first qualify for c-xswain and heavy weather c-xswain before even attempting to qualify for surfman.
surfmen usually man 47-foot life saving boats and are manned at mls stations for search and rescue missions in severe weather and/or sea conditions.
fisherman #1: “we are so screwed. our ship is capsized and we’re in 30 foot waves!”
fisherman #2: “here comes a coast guard surfman to save our -sses!”
when lives are in danger and the sh-t hits the fan, who do they call? the surfman!
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