suspension


a type of body modification using hooks placed into various parts of the human body then hung. often for artistic entertainment or spiritual performances. the preparations often take more time then the performance itself.
jane-“did you see dani’s suspension? ”
cookie-” yeah pretty sick sh-t, wish i could handle resurrection suspension”
the act of hanging the human body from objects placed into the skin. although primarily a spiritual activity, suspensions are often done for artistic and performance sake.
having hooks dug deep into your flesh, and then being suspended 5-12 ft. into the air by those sharp little f-ckers.
there are many pictures of suspension on bmezine.com
the underlying functionality of any system, as regards its ability to adapt to changing circ-mstances
i’m not sure i can cope with these guys. they’re bringing up stuff that is totally challenging my suspension. we need our actual alpha code geeks here. it’ll shoot them down instanter.
to shove some hooks in your back and be connected to chains so you can hang by your skin.
joey stayed in suspension for 17 minutes as others gawked in awe.
what happens to reatrds who do stupid things….if u get this ur not considered valuable to society….u r probably f-cked for life…yup
yo that kid just got suspension
wow he is f-cked for life…like no college for him man

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