Swaggot
swaggot: someone who says the word “swag” so much that by -ssociation they’re actually h-m-s-xual.
lil wayne: that’s swag, i got mad swag yo’.
me: you’re a swaggot you f-cking idiot.
a person that over uses the word “swag” (regardless of lil b or any other reason), that they become a f-ggot in doing so.
swaggot: i got these swagged out shoes that are just swag
me: cool…..what are you doing tomorrow.
swaggot: going to the mall, swag swag
me: quit being a swaggot
swaggot: swag
me: -__-
(adj) term used for person or persons who engage in following fads to the point where they dress alike almost on purpose with limited variations to the outfit. most commonly identified in skinny jeans or snapback hats for teams they do not follow.
that has to be the third swaggot i’ve seen in this mall with that same frickin snapback.
95% of the people at school
“i hate school. it’s so full of swaggots.”
a person whom is part of the new ‘swag’ sub-culture. they generally wear ‘streetwear’ brands such as obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.
believed to be a corruption of the late 00’s ‘metro’, with ‘gangsta’ or ‘rap’ culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the westboro baptist church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
be cautious when approaching or conversing with ‘swaggots’, as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they’ve learnt from other ‘swaggots’.
when this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as ‘haters’ and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repet-tion.
“andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them”
a boy who claims to have “swag.”
can apply to those formerly referred to as “bros.” can easily be spotted wearing a tank top.
“i have so much swag.”
“no you don’t, you swaggot.”
a way to offend someone who uses the term ‘swag’.
person: ‘oh that’s like so swag man’
dude: ‘your a swaggot’. can be referenced to f-ggot
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