when you sweat from your b*ttocks and feel a rash in your latter regions.
after my run i had severe swampy b*tt.
- man lumber
the kind of wood a man carries between his legs. it could be oak, pine, mahogany or bonsai depending on race or family inheritance. i asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and f*ck. when she said no i said “what you don’t like pizza”? at that point she kicked me […]
a flaming h*m*s*xual hillbillie… aka d*ckbillie the d*ckbillie was singing and dancing around the bar.
- poo mist
when your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your b*tt. guy1: d*mnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud! guy2: haha, you just walked into poo mist.
- c*ke bonner
when you’re on gear and have managed to secure a woman – you try getting an erection but can’t get it up due to the c*ke in your system. the base is slightly hard but the rest of your p*n*s is flaccid. “i was so rushing last night i couldn’t get it up. i had […]