Swedish automobile
n. a euphemism for v-g-n- (swedish carmaker volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).
“steve, even if dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her swedish automobile.”
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