a swift tease is when you tease an old java developer that all their server code could be written in swift in half the time
scrum master: did you swift tease old ben about his java code today?
ios developer: no i’ll get right on that boss
this is a person who is a complete an utter -sshole. he’s like a demon who can ruin your life with a snap. this person is considered extremely attractive, and everyone claims they don’t like him but in reality everyone wants him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) girl: ohmygodsoahcpleasejusttakeme-i mean what? ew gross no what? i […]
- bath mate
it’s basicly a d-ckpump hey jared! u seen my bath-mate?
- dirty micah
when a man and a woman engage in -n-l s-x (or -ss play), then the man takes his p-n-s (or fingers) and gently rubs it (them) across her upperlip, chin, and cheeks, using the fecal matter/ remnants to create a fecal beard. similar to the dirty sanchez except more dirty and advanced. instead of giving […]
meaning beauty and love also tiny dancing unicorn. magical being did you see how amazing claterbaugh was today?? she’s incredible!
- c*nt snapper
a professional in the art of destroying c-nts wow, that boy is such a c-nt snapper