Swishy Pants


swishy pants are those athletic pants that are very loud and obnoxious when you move around in them. they are very out of style, so don’t wear them to parties or social gatherings. oh and we can all agree that they’re a little gay.
1. google search swishy pants if you want to see them!

2. that dude wore swishy pants to a party, he’s got no style.

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