switcher
a male whom when using a public restroom switches from the urinal to toilet midstream. said person may still be considered a switcher if he switches during one go. they’re commonly found in bars where you will usually find a urinal and toilet within close proximity. alcohol is almost always involved and fuels a switchers switching.
there have been a few reported cases of female switchers, but at this time they’re considered a fables.
you walk into a bar’s restroom to go to the bathroom. a male is standing at the urinal. you look away and when you look back they’re on a toilet. this is a switcher.
a person who essentially “switches” from friend to friend, party to party, trying to attain the most networking contacts and befriend the most people. a fairly shallow individual, this person seeks out other like individuals to extend their network further and further, leeching off of the individuals with healthy relationships.
d-mnit, she f-cking bailed on me again. i hate switchers.
a computer user who switches from microsoft pc to apple’s mac.
os x for switchers
apple’s ipod brought a lot switchers to the apple community.
a girl who has a very sensitive v-g-n- that twitches every time your hand enters the area of her v-g-n-.
devin is the ultimate switcher. she twitches a ton every time i even put my hand in her pants!
a swinger. in europe a someone who switches is the same as someone who swings.
if someone asks “do you want to switch?” it means switch partners. hence they might be a switcher.
a term used by a young negro to describe someone who has alternating att-tude patterns, such as being happy one minute then switching to being angry.
bus driver – okay kids lets have a lovely ride home
young negro – shut up b-tch
bus driver – dont talk to me that way im calling your parents!!
young negro – why you gotta be a old switcher
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