Syntactisexual
a person who is s-xually attracted to computer program instructions (code)
“have you seen the hot new syntax for database migrations in rails 2.0? they’re s-xy!
pre rails 2.0 migration:
create_table :people do |t|
t.column, “account_id”, :integer
t.column, “first_name”, :string, :null => false
t.column, “last_name”, :string, :null => false
t.column, “description”, :text
t.column, “created_at”, :datetime
t.column, “updated_at”, :datetime
end
post rails 2.0 migration:
create_table :people do |t|
t.integer :account_id
t.string :first_name, :last_name, :null => false
t.text :description
t.timestamps
end
“you’re such a syntactis-xual”
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