t-boned
when a car hits another in the side forming a letter “t”
“i ran a red light and i tboned this other car!”
adj; a car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or p-ssenger side of your car, such as in a t-intersection.
my friend got t-boned the other day.” or, “mike got t-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.
when you hit someone so hard in football they don’t know who they are anymore
g-dd-mn! did you see that guy get tboned by trevor!?! he ain’t never getting up
when you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your p-n-s into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.
last night i was f-cking my girl anna, and i t-boned the sh-t out of her. she’s not going to be able to walk for days.
when a man cheats on a beautiful woman. not just any man and not just any woman. it has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. joe shmoe can’t t-bone his wife jane doe but a famous dude can.
why is this referred to a t-bone? because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone…they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. now we take that up a notch and use t-bone because it’s a higher grade of meat. enough said.
tiger woods totally “t-boned” elin woods and man did she take one for the team.
when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.
“man, that girl looks like she’s had a lot of statistics quoted to her.”
“yeah…she just got t-boned.”
the process of one’s w-lly, whilst erect, being slapped across another’s face. usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.
a new term originating from buckinghamshire
“oh dear, i have just been t-boned by my best friend’s dad!”
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