table nazi
when someone’s -n-l about how you hold your fork or some sh-t at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. like my dad.
“what a f-cking table n-z-! all i did was slurp and he f-ckin broke a dish on my brother’s head; so i did it again, and so did he. what a fun game.”
1.cody holmes the flippin master at foosball
2. someone who takes over any game.
1. g-d, why can’t tablen-z- lose for a change?
2. where did that tablen-z- come from?
one who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.
spc. lutes: hey! you can’t sit on that table. it will break.
sgt. table sitter: yeah?? well f-ck you, you fobbit f-ggot. go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. don’t you have some spatula’s to wash? what color is your belt buckle?? you f-cking table n-z-!
not cody holmes, but cody holm, the prime minister of the fourth reich of the foosball table.
he has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.
cody: hey guys, what’s up?
-crowd at foosball table hisses-
me: -sshole!
cody holm is back in action again with all new tablen-z- tricks!!!
i can beat your -rs-!!!!
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