Taco Boobs
when you take home a girl for a one night stand, but you are drunk and very hungry and you get jack in the box tacos and you eat them while nailing her and the grease drips on her b–bs.
“i took her back to my place after we ate a delicious dinner at jack in the box and i gave her taco b–bs.”
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