taco pants
the super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women’s outerwear circa 2008.
the form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the v-g-n- or “taco.”
guy: “are you ready to head out?”
girlfriend: “yep.”
guy: “why are you dressed like you’re going to the gym?”
girlfriend: “what are you talking about?”
guy” “are you really going to wear those taco pants to applebees for half-priced appetizers?”
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