taco stand
the equivalent of a female t-bagging.
little girl says to her father while playing a game “look daddy im t-bagging him” dad replies ” no honey you don’t have b-lls, you are taco standing him.
the female equivalent of a sausage fest.
“dude, that john mayer concert was a total taco stand.”
a place where you can go to acquire non-citizen labor.
hey i am going to the taco stand at 7-11 to see if i can find someone to help me move my couch.
a brothel
i spent all my money at the taco stands in vegas.
a b-ttload of p-ssy all at once!!! plural
i ate a f-cking taco stand last night!!!
an event or location where women normally go to pick up men, but is inexplicably occupied by other women. see also: hotdog stand
this club is a total taco stand. where are all the guys?!
the letter’s stand in scrabble game
you put your taco on the taco stand, while keeping the letters in your hand hahahaha what the f-ck
-sigh-
1. a small house of female prost-tution.
2. a closet, shed, or cardboard box used for prost-tution by a female.
3. a stand with base for holding a prosthetic v-g-n-.
4. a stand often with base for holding a common taco.
not to mistake a fishy refrigerator box for a tacostand, but i would not put it past this alley.
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